The Twelve Days of Branding

19 Dec 18

On the 1st day of Christmas the client sent to me –

Comms tactics lacking strategy…

On the 2nd day of Christmas my colleague hacked around –

Brand model stuff…

And comms tactics lacking strategy.

On the 3rd day of Xmas the client sent to me –

Heads of Terms…

Brand model stuff

And comms tactics lacking strategy.

On the 4thday of Christmas the writer sent to me –

Off-brand tone of voice…

Heads of Terms

Brand model stuff

And comms tactics lacking strategy.

On the 5th day of Christmas I conjured from thin air –

The Na-a-a-ming brief…

Off-brand tone of voice

Heads of Terms

Brand model stuff

And comms tactics lacking strategy.

On the 6th day of Christmas the lawyers sent to me –

Coined names a-failing…

The Na-a-a-ming Brief

Off-brand tone of voice

Heads of Terms

Brand model stuff

And comms tactics lacking strategy.

On the 7th day of Christmas designers sent to me –

Serif minus kerning…

Coined names a-failing

The Na-a-a-ming Brief

Off-brand tone of voice

Heads of Terms

Brand model stuff

And comms tactics lacking strategy.

On the 8th day of Christmas the workshop showed to me –

Guidelines a-lacking..

Serif minus kerning

Coined names a-failing

The Na-a-a-ming Brief

Off-brand tone of voice

Heads of Terms

Brand model stuff

And comms tactics lacking strategy.

On the 9th day of Christmas the M.D. said to me –

More budget coming….

Guidelines a-lacking

Serif minus kerning

Coined names a-failing

The Na-a-a-ming Brief

Off-brand tone of voice

Heads of Terms

Brand model stuff

And comms tactics lacking strategy.

On the 10th day of Christmas V.R. got involved –

No value added…

More budget coming

Guidelines a-lacking

Serif minus kerning

Coined names a-failing

The Na-a-a-ming Brief

Off-brand tone of voice

Heads of Terms

Brand model stuff

And comms tactics lacking strategy.

On the 11th day of Christmas the client said to me –

Brand management is quitting…

No value added

More budget coming

Guidelines a-lacking

Serif minus kerning

Coined names a-failing

The Na-a-a-ming Brief

Off-brand tone of voice

Heads of Terms

Brand model stuff

And comms tactics lacking strategy.

On the 12th day of Christmas I found a proper job –

Industry pays better…

Brand management is quitting

No value added

More budget coming

Guidelines a-lacking

Serif minus kerning

Coined names a-failing

The Na-a-a-ming Brief

Off-brand tone of voice

Heads of Terms

Brand model stuff

And comms tactics lacking strategy.